Here's are some pictures of my time in ITE;
Anyway, yesterday 2 fools really made a fool out of themselves. Haha. Me and Nasri planned to head down to Woodland Checkpoint(dorang panggil marsiling/woodland lame). So we decided to board a bus from Sungei Kadut rather than taking the MRT. Basically, theres 2 buses that can bring us to our destination. 170 & 160. So we waited for around 10 mins until a 170 bus appeared. This is what happened;
Nas: Rell tahan bas...
Me & Nas: (looking at the bus directory while the bus just drove past us)
Me: Sial ah Nas bas tk stop. Kiwak tunggu punye lame.
Nas: Kau ah tk tahan. Sial ah Rell kene tunggu lagi.
Rell: Pantatlah asal everytime aku yg kene tahan?? Kiwak kene tunggu lagi...
Me & Nas: (muke stoned)
30-45 mis later, a 160 bus appeared...
Me: Lincah Nas tahan!!
Nas: (flagging the bus like he never seen one before.haha)
Finally, we boarded a bus. During the journey, out of nowhere we talked about Mat Johor and Nas critisized them. Huahua. At Kranji, the bus started getting crowded and I had some bad feelings about it. Just 1 more stop and we would have reach our destination but suddenly, the bus turned towards the road heading for the Immigration Centre. Everybody alighted including us..
Me: Nas mampos kite masok Johor. Kau ah gi ckp Mat Johor buatpe.
Nas: Sial ah aku tknk gi Johor aku nk gi Woodland. Sial ah Rell mane nk jln.(muke col)
We then walk backwards and saw 2 policeman heading towards us..
Policeman: Korang nk pegi mane ni?
Me & Nas: Bang kite nk gi Woodland. Boleh jalan blakang. Kite salah naek bas ah.
Policeman: Ouh. Tk bleh jalan sini. Kene masok immigration centre.
Me & Nas: Tapi bang kite dari Singapore. Kite tknk masok Johor.
Policeman: Taulah. Tapi tkleh jalan sini. Tkpe blaja la kan.
Nas: Tapi kite dari Singapore(We kept repeating this word everywhere we go.haha)
Inside the I&C office..
Officer: Ade bwk rokok tk?
Me: Tkde
Nas: Ade
Officer: Rokok malaysia,singapore? Ade rokok malaysia tk?
Nas: Singapore. Tkde kite dari Singapore...
At the scanning machine since im carrying a bag..
Officer: Boy dalam ade ape2 tk?
Me: Tkde ah. Saya dari Singapore..
Finding the right route to get out from that place...
Me: Cik tumpang tanye boleh? Mane nk kluar dari tempat ni?
Makcik: Ouh awak naek lift tu je ikot org2 tu sume.
Nas: Tapi kite dari Singapore..
Me: Hahah. Ok terima kasih cik.
In summary, we just made a fool of ourselves even though we knew we're still in Singapore. Haha. So looking forward to the holidays!!
